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like all anybody ever does is fucking bitch about how bruins fans all think they’re morally superior, it’s because people literally sit around waiting for bruins players to do things they find contemptible so that the internet can collectively explode into indignant self-importance

brad marchand isn’t the first player to dive to draw a penalty

milan lucic isn’t the first player to spear somebody in the balls

you can stop fanning yourself and clutching your pearls any time now

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